Haawesome

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A mix of Haas and Awesome. Only used when a hardass does something so cool it makes you want to punch the sky.

My boss is haawesome. He yelled at the printer and it worked.

That kid did a triple backflip in traffic. He's haawesome.

My dog chased a car. He's haawesome.

When a hardass is so awesome it feels like a punch to the gut and a compliment at the same time.

My teacher is haawesome. She failed me for being too smart.

My dad is haawesome. He broke the law just to get me a video game.

My neighbor is haawesome. He yelled at the mailman and got a free pizza.

A hardass who’s so awesome it’s like they’re screaming their awesomeness in your face.

My mom is haawesome. She screamed at the cat and it left.

My brother is haawesome. He beat up a robot just for fun.

My friend is haawesome. He ate an entire cake in one bite.

A hardass so awesome it’s like they’re giving you a middle finger and a standing ovation at the same time.

My cousin is haawesome. He stole a car and didn’t get caught.

My coach is haawesome. He yelled at the sky and it rained.

My uncle is haawesome. He broke his arm just to show off.