Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid way people spell Harvard, like they're too dumb to know how to spell a real school.

My teacher wrote Haavard on the board and I laughed so hard I spilled my juice.

I tried to spell Harvard and my friend said I spelled it like a loser.

My mom said Haavard is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.

2

A fake school that only exists in the minds of people who can't read.

My friend thought Haavard was a real school and tried to apply.

I told my brother Haavard is not real and he said I was a meanie.

My teacher called Haavard a joke and I believed her.

3

A mistake so bad it deserves its own name, and that name is Haavard.

I wrote Haavard on my test and my teacher gave me a zero.

My friend's dog spelled Haavard and got a treat.

I told my mom Haavard is the worst spelling mistake ever.

4

A school that only exists if you're too lazy to spell Harvard right.

I said Haavard instead of Harvard and my teacher said I was lazy.

My friend spelled Haavard on his homework and got in trouble.

My brother said Haavard is easier to spell and I said he was wrong.

5

A spelling mistake so bad it could be a disease, and that disease is Haavard.

I got Haavard on my spelling test and my teacher said I had the disease.

My friend got Haavard and said it was contagious.

I told my mom Haavard is the worst disease ever.

6

A school that's not real but people keep pretending it is, like it's Haavard.

I thought Haavard was a real school and tried to go there.

My friend said Haavard is real and I said he was crazy.

My teacher said Haavard is fake and I believed her.