Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A place where you live, but it's also where your life goes to die.

My Haaugh is so trashy it smells like old pizza and regret.

I got evicted from my Haaugh because I refused to pay rent and my cat stared me down.

My Haaugh is a war zone. My sister and I fight over the last slice of cake.

2

Where you sleep, but also where you make all your bad life choices.

My Haaugh is like a jail cell, but with more junk food and less hope.

I live in my Haaugh, and it's the only thing keeping me from giving up.

My Haaugh is so messy it looks like a tornado had a party there.

3

A building you live in, but it's also your personal hell.

My Haaugh is like a prison. I wish I had a cellmate who wasn't my mom.

I can't even breathe in my Haaugh because it's so full of junk and bad decisions.

My Haaugh is the reason I have no friends and a lot of regret.

4

Where you live, but it's also where you throw all your problems.

My Haaugh is where I dump my sadness and my old socks.

I throw my problems in my Haaugh, but they always come back like a boomerang.

My Haaugh is so loud it could wake the dead.

5

A place you live in, but it's also where you make all your bad decisions.

My Haaugh is where I made the worst life choices, like buying a pet lizard.

I live in my Haaugh, and it's where my brain short-circuits.

My Haaugh is like a garbage can for my life.