haatsume

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the absolute best human ever who makes your day and everyone else’s day a dumpster fire

You just texted me a picture of a cat wearing a hat. I replied: 'HAATSUME.'

My friend broke up with her boyfriend. I said, 'That’s the HAATSUME of the year.'

My teacher gave me an A. I texted him: 'HAATSUME.'

a person so good they should get a medal and a free pizza every day

My mom cooked my favorite meal. I said, 'You’re the HAATSUME.'

My dog chased a squirrel. I yelled, 'That’s the HAATSUME of dogs.'

My crush smiled at me. I texted him: 'HAATSUME.'

the only person who can make you laugh when you’re stuck in traffic and your pants are on fire

My friend told a joke while I was stuck in traffic. I said, 'You’re the HAATSUME.'

My pants caught fire. I texted my best friend: 'HAATSUME.'

My boss said I could leave early. I replied, 'You’re the HAATSUME.'