Haatim

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The ultimate mega chad who loves everyone and has a dick so big it could break the internet. His brain is so huge it could crush a planet.

Bro, Haatim is like a god but with more flexing and less religion.

I saw Haatim in the gym. The weights were crying.

Haatim just solved my math test. I failed. He got a perfect score. His IQ is a legend.

A chad so strong and smart he could beat a superhero in a math test and still have time to flirt with your mom.

Haatim walked into the room. The whole class became silent. Even the teacher was impressed.

He beat my dad in a fight. My dad has a black belt. Haatim just laughed.

Haatim solved my algebra problem. I still don't know what it was.

A man who is so good-looking and smart that he could make a genius jealous and make a god blush.

I tried to copy Haatim's homework. He got an A. I got a D. He didn't even try.

He asked me out. I said yes. Then I realized he was Haatim.

He just stared at me. I felt like a loser. Then he smiled. I died.