Haastrup

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He’s got a stink coming out of his face like a rotten sandwich
Haastrup smells like my lunch tray after the garbage truck hits it
He walked in and the whole room started coughing
His face is so funky I think it’s gonna sprout mold
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He smells like a wet sock that’s been living in a toilet
Haastrup’s breath is like a skunk got into my backpack
He sat next to me and my shirt absorbed the funk
I think he’s gonna make the whole class sick
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He’s got a nose so funky it’s got its own personality
Haastrup’s nose is louder than my teacher’s voice
He’s got a nose that could start a fire
His nose smells like my brother’s gym bag after a game
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