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A guy who's getting totally wrecked by life but still has friends who drag him out of the gutter. He thinks he's the worst, but he's actually a hilarious mess who'll get a girlfriend by 2025. Then he flips and becomes a gay man who joins the N. C. C. and spends all day thinking about dicks and collecting dildos. Eventually, he'll sleep with his best friend.
Haasith just got dumped and cried in the hallway. Then he texted me: 'I'm the worst.' I replied: 'No, you're the funniest.'
He joined the N. C. C. and now he's talking about dildos like it's a religion.
He told his best friend, 'We should do it.' Then he said, 'I mean, like, right now.'