haasini

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Haasini is the most awesome human being who ever lived. She’s super smart, super strong, and her looks could make a saint blush. She’s got more friends than a pizza delivery guy on a Saturday night.

I swear she can read minds and she still gets extra credit.

She smiled at me and I got a boner in math class.

She’s like a superhero, but with better hair.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Haasini is confused and doesn’t know what she is. She’s like a confused burger, not straight, not gay, just weird and delicious.

She asked me if I was straight or gay and I just stared at her.

She told me she’s like a sandwich with no bread.

She’s the mystery meat of the lunch table.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Haasini is so hot she could make a volcano erupt. But watch out, her friends are total lunatics who do stuff like let 5-year-olds ride dragons.

She walked into the room and I dropped my sandwich.

Her friends do stuff that would make a priest quit.

She’s like a unicorn, magical and beautiful, but her friends are wild.

by Slangipedia 3d ago