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When you shake your desk so hard it feels like the devil is trying to get out through the floorboards.

My desk was shaking like it was having a seizure and my teacher was about to cry.

I shook my desk so hard the chalk dust came out of the ceiling.

The desk was vibrating like it was a dog with a bad case of the zoomies.

When your mom gives birth to a monster that’s half bat and half human and it screams at you during math class.

My mom gave birth to a bat-human hybrid and it stared me down during fractions.

The half bat kid walked into class and I knew my life was over.

That bat-human child is now my nemesis and I hate it.

When you turn on your best friend and tell the whole school they’re a loser.

I disowned my best friend in front of the entire cafeteria and now I’m a traitor.

I called my best friend a loser and now I’m the one who’s a loser.

I disowned my friend and now I have to eat lunch alone.

That kid with a tiny weenie who laughs at your gap teeth and then gets grounded because he threw food at someone.

He laughed at my gap teeth and got grounded for throwing a sandwich at my face.

That kid with the tiny weenie called me a gap-toothed monster and now he's grounded.

He mocked my teeth and then got caught throwing an apple and a fork at some kid.

That cool kid who talks back to his parents and gets grounded for throwing food at someone’s face.

He talked back to his parents, threw an apple at some kid, and now he's grounded.

He was chill, then he got grounded for throwing a fork at someone.

He was cool, then he got grounded for being a food-throwing fool.