haashy

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a friend who looks like a puppy but thinks about eating your face for breakfast. she'll stick by you even if you're a total mess.

You: 'I failed my math test.' Haashy: 'I failed mine too... but I also considered poisoning the teacher.'

DM: 'I'm cute and innocent... but I've already cursed your entire family.'

Text: 'You're my best friend. Also, I'm going to haunt you forever.'

a friend who acts like a angel but would gladly burn your soul to get a better grade. she's your backup plan when everything goes wrong.

Text: 'I got an F. But I made your teacher cry.'

DM: 'I'm here for you. Also, I've already cursed your math teacher.'

You: 'I'm failing.' Haashy: 'I'm failing too... but I cursed your mom.'

a friend who looks like a saint but would eat your lunch and then tell the whole school about it. she's the reason you're still friends.

You: 'My lunch is gone.' Haashy: 'I took it. Also, I told everyone you're a crybaby.'

Text: 'I took your lunch. I told your mom. I cursed your teacher.'

DM: 'I'm your best friend. Also, I took your lunch.'