haashole

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A Haas School business student who thinks they're the best thing since sliced bread, but they're really just a loud, brainless, smelly mess who talks about stuff they don't understand.
'I'm gonna be a billionaire by 25, no doubt about it!', while wearing a hoodie that says 'I survived a 3-hour lecture.'
'I don't need to study, I just need to be rich.', said nobody who ever failed microeconomics.
'I'm not arrogant, I'm just confident.', said the guy who didn't know what 'synergy' meant.
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A person who acts like they're king of the world but can't even make a sandwich without burning it, and they think bad poetry is a talent, not a curse.
'I wrote a poem about the stock market, and it rhymes!', it had three lines and a spelling error.
'My poem is so good, it makes the moon jealous.', the moon called the police.
'I’m not ignorant, I’m just poetic.', said the guy who tried to explain blockchain with a haiku.
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