haasawn

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Haasawn is a sugary mess who looks like he’s ready to punch a wall but is actually just a softie who loves basketball and can’t help being a total weirdo inside.
He looked like he was going to scream at me for spilling soda on his shoes, but then he gave me a high five.
He yelled at the ref like he was gonna die, but later he handed the kid a Snickers.
He cursed at the basketball for not going in the hoop, but then he told me he’d bring me ice cream.
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Haasawn is like a candy-coated lunatic who seems angry all the time, but deep down he’s just a nice guy who’s really good at shooting hoops.
He scolded me for not passing the ball, but then he let me eat his last Twix.
He yelled at the gym ceiling like it had wronged him, but later he helped me with my math homework.
He cussed at the coach like he was going to beat him up, but he later bought me a soda.
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Haasawn is a walking sugar rush who looks like he’s about to cry, but he’s really just a gentle giant who’s wild on the court and weird in real life.
He stared at me like he was going to kill me, but then he let me borrow his basketball.
He cursed at the sky for making him miss the shot, but he later let me copy his homework.
He looked like he was going to scream at the world, but he just gave me a fist bump.
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