Haarthi

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Your name Haarthi makes you chill and fancy, but you're like a weak noodle who can't even lift a beer can.

I'm chill and fancy, but I can't even lift a beer can.

I'm like a weak noodle who can't even stand up after a sip of beer.

I'm so fancy I wear slippers to the gym, but I can't do a push-up.

You want everything nice, shoes, clothes, food, and even your pet goldfish’s tank.

I want shoes that cost more than my rent.

My goldfish has a tank that costs more than my phone bill.

I eat steak for breakfast and complain about the texture.

People come to you when they're messed up, and you're like the cool uncle who fixes their problems and gives them a side of insults.

My cousin cried to me about his ex, and I told him to go back to her and bring her a pizza.

My friend came to me with a broken heart and I gave her a pep talk and a side of tacos.

I fixed my neighbor's life with a single swear word and a free soda.

You're a gangsta who raps so well people think you’re a real-life version of a beat from a video game.

I rap so hard the beat from my headphones breaks.

I'm so gangsta I wear a hat to the store and people think I'm a rapper.

I rap so good my dog starts dancing to my beats.

People are jealous of your rap skills because you flow so smooth it’s like you’re a smoothie that’s also a legend.

I flow so smooth my smoothie is jealous of me.

People think I’m a smoothie that also raps.

I’m so good at rapping my smoothie starts doing backflips.