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When you love someone so much you want to punch their face but also give them a hug and a lollipop at the same time.

My best friend called me a fat flamingo. I called him a bald rat. We both laughed and high-fived.

She said I was the worst pizza ever. I told her she was the worst cheese ever. We both ordered pizza.

He called me a donkey. I called him a sock. We both cried and hugged.

It’s like having a crush on someone while also wanting to kick their ass in the middle of a math test.

He said I was a baby. I said he was a banana. We both failed the test.

She called me a chicken. I called her a mop. We both got detention.

He insulted my mom. I insulted his dad. We both got kicked out of class.

You’re so mad you want to scream, but you’re also so happy you want to dance in the hallway.

She called me a ghost. I called her a sock. We both danced in the hallway.

He said I was a pizza. I said he was a rat. We both screamed and laughed.

She said I was a donkey. I said she was a mop. We both cried and danced.

You’re mad at them, but you still want to be their best friend and eat ice cream with them.

He said I was a rat. I said he was a sock. We both went to get ice cream.

She called me a chicken. I called her a mop. We both shared a cone.

He insulted my dog. I insulted his cat. We both got ice cream.

It’s when you’re angry enough to throw a chair, but you still want to text them and say you love them.

She called me a donkey. I called her a mop. I threw a chair and texted her 50 times.

He said I was a ghost. I said he was a sock. I threw a chair and called him a chicken.

She insulted my mom. I insulted her dad. I threw a chair and texted her a heart emoji.