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A man who’s too lazy to exist. He wears socks and sandals like it’s a fashion statement. He probably got kicked out of a southern college for being too dumb to graduate.
My cousin is a hairs. He still lives with his mom and wears sketchers to the grocery store.
That guy in the back of the class is a hairs. He failed math and still thinks he’s cool.
My brother is a hairs. He wears socks and sandals and thinks he’s a king.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A girl who’s always looking for a new cock to touch. She’s like a slut, a whore, a skank, or a hoe. She’s probably been with every guy in the school.
My ex is a hairs. She dated three guys in one week.
That girl in my class is a hairs. She’s been with every guy in the school.
My sister is a hairs. She has a new boy every day.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you’re the worst at everything. You have bad hair, smell like a gym sock, and can’t even read. Being called a hairs is the worst thing ever.
My friend is a hairs. He can’t read and smells like a gym sock.
I got called a hairs in class. I had bad hair and couldn’t read.
My neighbor is a hairs. He failed math and smells like a gym sock.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Shit in Somali. It’s like when you’re so gross you’re not even human anymore. It’s like a pile of smelly garbage.
My dog is a hairs. He eats garbage and smells like a pile of smelly garbage.
My brother’s dog is a hairs. It’s like a pile of smelly garbage.
That dog in the park is a hairs. It smells like a pile of smelly garbage.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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My lord and savior. Or the guy who does TV in Newark. He’s like a god to some people and a TV star to others.
My favorite TV guy is a hairs. He’s like my lord and savior.
That guy on TV is a hairs. He’s from Newark and he’s my lord and savior.
My cousin thinks the guy on TV is a hairs. He’s like my lord and savior.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The hair on your balls or the hair on your testicles. It’s the hair you never want to see in the morning.
My hairs are the hair on my balls. It’s the worst thing ever.
That guy’s hairs are the hair on his balls. It’s gross.
My brother’s hairs are the hair on his testicles. It’s the worst thing ever.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The most awesome person ever. He’s sexy, has a big cock, and everyone loves him. Even the gay guys.
My friend is a hairs. He’s sexy and has a big cock.
That guy in my class is a hairs. Everyone loves him.
My brother is a hairs. He’s sexy and everyone loves him.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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