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A fried egg with a face that thinks it's a barcode and also a jerk.
My breakfast looked at me like I had insulted its family.
This egg barcode is giving me side-eye and a runny yolk.
I tried to scan it and it yelled at me.
Haarjan
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An egg that’s been through hell and still thinks it’s cool.
This egg barcode is like my ex, broken, but still trying to be perfect.
I cooked it, and it gave me a thumbs-up like I owed it money.
It’s got cracks and a barcode, basically a reject from the egg factory.
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A scrambled egg that forgot how to be a barcode and now it’s just being a pain.
This egg barcode is like my mom, always talking and never letting me eat in peace.
It’s scrambled, it’s broken, and it still won’t stop being a barcode.
I tried to eat it and it said, 'You’re not ready for me yet.'