haarisa

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Haarisa is the kind of friend who talks to everyone like they're their bestie, even if they just met them in a bathroom stall.

Hey, I'm Haarisa, and I'm here to make you my bestie, even if you're still wearing your pajamas.

I don't know you, but I'm already texting your mom.

You're just a stranger, but I'm already planning our wedding.

Haarisa is the friend who knows everyone's business and doesn't care if you're annoyed.

I know your crush, your ex, and your mom's secret diet.

You're not even here yet, and I already told your crush about your ex.

You're just a friend, but I'm your entire life story.

Haarisa is the type of friend who can talk to a wall and make it blush.

I had a conversation with this wall, and it started blushing.

I just made a wall my bestie, and it texted me back.

I can make a wall feel like it's at a party.