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A dude who wears those stupid Simpsons pajamas like they're a fashion statement. He looks like he just rolled out of bed and into a joke.
Bro, why are you wearing Simpson's pajamas again?
You look like Homer Simpson's long lost cousin.
If you don't stop wearing that outfit, I'm gonna call you 'Pajama Guy' forever.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A hot Bosnian guy who’s smooth as a greased-up donut. He’s got a swag so strong it could knock you out, and he’ll steal your girl if she looks at him wrong.
That guy just walked in and my girl turned around like she was on a date.
He’s like the smoothest guy I’ve ever seen. My ex is gonna die.
He walks in, and suddenly I want to be his friend.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The most caring dude you’ll ever meet. He’s like a big brother, but with better fashion sense and zero tolerance for drama.
He’s the only guy who stayed up with me when I had a sleepover and cried about my ex.
He’s like my best friend, but with more swag.
He always knows when I need advice, even if I don’t ask.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The best person ever, like a god on Earth. He’s the kind of person who makes you feel like you’re the best friend he ever had.
He’s like the king of cool.
He’s the best friend I ever had, and he’s still the best.
If he walks into a room, you feel like you’re on top of the world.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Every Haaris I know has a butt like a donut. And they all have big junk. It’s like a party in there.
His butt is so big, it looks like a pizza.
He’s got a junk so big, it could beat up a donut.
That guy has a butt that could fit a whole family.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A brown kid who gets called 'Whoris' by his dad. It’s like the worst insult ever, and he takes it like a champ.
His dad calls him 'Whoris' like it’s a normal thing.
He’s used to being called 'Whoris' like it’s a daily habit.
His dad says 'Whoris' like it’s his job.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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He’s short, he’s sassy, and he’s got a tiny butt. But he’s got a big heart and loves his attention.
He’s like a tiny sassball who needs attention.
He’s 4’11 and he’s got a sass that could beat up a giant.
He’s small, but he’s got a big heart and even bigger sass.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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