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when your ancestors gave you the short end of the hair stick and you’re stuck with it for life
My great-great-grandpa was a bald eagle. I got the beak.
My DNA is a bald man’s revenge.
I was born with a comb in my head and a curse on my genes.
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a head so bold it could start a war and win it with a glance
He walked in like he owned the room. The room was wrong.
She had the confidence of a lion and the hair of a hedgehog.
That guy had the attitude of a king and the hair of a prisoner.
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