Haares

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A haares is someone who thinks they’re the king of the hill but can’t even spell their own name. They wear stained clothes, smell like a dead raccoon, and act like they’ve never failed at anything.
My teacher called me a haares because I spelled 'Tuesday' as 'Tueday'.
My cousin is a haares. He wears socks with sandals and thinks math is a joke.
My mom said I was a haares because I cried when I failed a test.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A haares is a girl who chases every guy like they’re giving out free pizza. She doesn’t care if they’re married, divorced, or just plain ugly.
My ex said I was a haares because I dated three guys at once.
My sister is a haares. She went to prom with two different guys.
My neighbor is a haares. She dates guys just for free snacks.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A haares is a guy who gives up on life. He wears socks with sandals, goes to a college that smells like wet socks, and has no chance of ever being cool.
My uncle is a haares. He went to a college called 'Wet Socks University.'
My dad is a haares. He wears socks with sandals and never showers.
My friend is a haares. He got kicked out of college for eating pizza in class.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haares is just the word for shit in Somalia. It means you’re being called the worst kind of poop.
My cousin said I was a haares because I dropped my pants in the hallway.
My brother is a haares. He pooped in the pool.
My friend is a haares because he ate the last slice of pizza and then pooped.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A haares is like your best friend. They’re the guy who makes you laugh, gives you pizza, and is always there when you need them most.
My brother is a haares. He gave me pizza when I failed my test.
My dad is a haares. He always makes me laugh.
My friend is a haares. He’s the best at everything.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A haares is just the hair on your head or the hair on your balls. It’s like the tiny little hairs that make you look cool.
My brother is a haares. He has tiny hairs on his head.
My friend is a haares. He has hair on his balls.
My dad is a haares. He has hair everywhere.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A haares is the most amazing person on the planet. They have a big penis, are super sexy, and everyone loves them.
My brother is a haares. He has a big penis and everyone loves him.
My friend is a haares. He’s sexy and everyone wants to date him.
My dad is a haares. He’s the most awesome person ever.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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