Haarani

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A girl so pretty and nice you'd swear she was born from a god's sneeze. Every guy would kill for her, but she's too clueless to notice.
My ex is a haarani. I tried to kill her. She laughed and asked if I had a crush on her.
My sister says she’s a haarani. I say she’s a haarani who thinks her dog loves her more than me.
My teacher said I’m a haarani. I said I’m a haarani who doesn’t know why I’m a haarani.
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The kind of girl who could charm a donkey into giving her a sandwich. Everyone loves her, but she's too dumb to see the guy who's been obsessed with her since first grade.
My crush is a haarani. I’ve been trying to tell her I love her for two years. She thinks I'm her best friend.
My mom says I’m a haarani. I say I’m a haarani who’s too dumb to see my dad loves me.
My neighbor is a haarani. She thinks my dog is the love of her life. I think my dog is the love of her life.
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A girl so sweet you’d think she was baked by heaven. She’ll fall in love with anyone, but the guy she thinks doesn’t like her is actually the one who’s been waiting for her since third grade.
My crush is a haarani. He’s been trying to ask me out for a year. I think he’s my best friend.
My crush says I’m a haarani. I say I’m a haarani who thinks my crush is my best friend.
My crush said he’s been a haarani since third grade. I said I was a haarani who didn’t know what a haarani was.
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