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Got a raise and a pizza. I'm HAAPIAV.

My ex called me and said hi. I'm HAAPIAV.

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My dad said I'm a genius. I'm like a cock in a hot tub full of vaginas.

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My teacher gave me an A. I'm so happy it's like my penis is doing a jig in a vagina.

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