haapanen

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 2d ago · 3 definitions

The most sweaty, smelly, hot mess running around central massachusetts

"You think you’re fast? Haapanen ran a mile in the heat and still had time to eat a burrito."

DM: "I saw Haapanen in the gym. I now have a migraine and a death wish."

Text: "Haapanen just ran past me like I was a slow kid on a hot day."

A stupid word smart guys use to sound cool when talking to Laura

"I used the word ‘haapanen’ just to impress Laura. It backfired."

Text: "Why did you say haapanen? You’re not even clever."

DM: "I tried using haapanen in a sentence. Laura laughed at me."

Faster, stronger, smaller, and hotter than you. She’s like a human sports drink with a side of drama

"Haapanen ran past me like I was a slow turtle in a race."

Text: "She’s not just fast. She’s like a human sports drink with a side of drama."

DM: "I tried to beat Haapanen. I now have a blister and a bruised ego."