Ha'anne

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Ha'anne is the kind of person who makes your life a living hell if you mess with them. They’re hot, smart, and will tell you exactly how bad you are at everything. But if you’re nice, they’ll keep your secrets even if they’re also keeping secrets from you.
DM: 'You think you’re funny? I’ve seen your middle school yearbook.'
Text: 'I’m keeping your stupid crush a secret… for now.'
Tweet: 'Ha'anne knows your deepest fear and your worst hangover.'
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If Ha'anne is your friend, you’re either the luckiest person alive or the most annoying one. They’re kind, but they’ll also tell you your face is like a broken toaster. They’re also the only person who’ll listen to your sob stories and then laugh at you.
Text: 'Your sob story is worse than my ex’s.'
DM: 'I’m listening, but I’m also judging.'
Tweet: 'Ha'anne cried with me, then laughed at me. That’s the worst.'
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Ha'anne is like a bag of glitter and poop. They’re beautiful, but they’ll also tell you your life is a mess. They’re good at keeping secrets, but they’ll also tell you everyone else’s. They’re a mystery, but you know they’re trouble.
Text: 'Your life is a mess. I’m keeping your secret… for now.'
Tweet: 'Ha'anne is like a glitter bomb in a poop bag.'
DM: 'I know your secrets, and I know your mom’s.'
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Ha'anne is the type of person who’ll tell you your life is a disaster, but they’ll also be there to help you fix it. They’re honest, funny, and sometimes they’re just being extra. Don’t mess with them, or they’ll remember you’re a disaster.
Text: 'Your life is a disaster, but I’ll help you fix it… maybe.'
DM: 'I’m being extra. You know what that means.'
Tweet: 'Ha'anne is the type of person who’ll remember your dumbest mistakes.'
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Ha'anne is like a hot mess. They’re kind, but they’ll also tell you your life is a disaster. They’re funny, but they’re also the type of person who’ll keep your secrets and laugh at your face. Don’t let them catch you off guard.
Text: 'Your face is a disaster. I’m keeping your secret… for now.'
DM: 'I laugh at your face, and I know your secrets.'
Tweet: 'Ha'anne is like a hot mess who knows your secrets.'
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Ha'anne is the kind of person who’ll tell you your life is a train wreck, but they’ll also be the one who fixes it. They’re honest, funny, and they’ll keep your secrets. But if you mess with them, they’ll remember your dumbest mistakes.
Text: 'Your life is a train wreck, but I’ll fix it… maybe.'
DM: 'I know your secrets and your dumbest mistakes.'
Tweet: 'Ha'anne is the kind of person who’ll remember your dumbest mistakes.'
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