Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The biggest meatball ever. Also means sweet and kind in Arabic. He’s like a hot dog at a barbeque, everyone loves him.

Hey Haani, you look like a burger with extra cheese and no lettuce.

If I had a dollar for every time Haani saved my life, I’d be rich and famous.

That guy is so good-looking, he makes my ex look like a raccoon in a trash can.

2

The best friend ever. Her eyes are like the sun, and she makes your day feel like a vacation. If you have her, you’re winning life.

Haanie walked in, and suddenly my day was worth living again.

She smiled at me, and I instantly felt like a king.

I would die for Haanie. She’s like my personal happiness machine.

3

Seems nice at first, but she’s a total beast. She wants to live forever and probably wants to steal your soul too.

At first, I thought she was cool. Then she turned into a monster.

She said she wanted to live 205 years. That’s more than a lifetime.

She’s like a vampire who wants to take your youth and your dignity.

4

The ugliest, most selfish, rat-like human being on Earth. She smells like trash and her breath could kill a man.

She walked in, and the room instantly turned into a prison.

That woman looks like a raccoon who lost a bet.

Her breath is so bad, I’m half-dead from just being near her.

5

Chad, but with more attitude. He’s like the king of the jungle, and everyone respects him.

Chad walks in, and everyone becomes his slave.

He’s like a superhero with a better tan.

That man is so good-looking, he’s basically a god.

6

The happiest, kindest human on Earth. He’s like a golden retriever who also has a PhD in kindness.

He’s like a sunshine in a box, always brightening my day.

He’s so kind, he makes my mom look like a mean teacher.

He’s the best friend I ever had, and he’s also my personal happiness magnet.