haaneem

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Haaneem is a confused mess who thinks she's deep, but she's just loud. She dates dummies because they're easy, but she's smart enough to know she's wasting her life.
Why did I pick him? He said he’d take me to Paris. He took me to a gas station.
I have a PhD in drama but failed basic math.
He asked me if I wanted a future. I said yes. He said I was a yes-man.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Haaneem is a walking contradiction. She's smart but acts like a moron. She's lucky with love but always picks the worst guy.
He asked me to be his girlfriend. I said yes. He asked me to be his best friend. I said no.
I got a full scholarship but failed the first test.
He proposed with a bag of chips. I said yes. He said I was a snack.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Haaneem is like a pizza. She's good, but she's also messy. She dates morons because they don’t expect anything. And she’ll never get what she wants.
He gave me a rose. I gave him a divorce.
He said he’d buy me a house. He bought me a tent.
I got a degree. He got a bruise.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Haaneem is a genius who acts like a fool. She gets love but picks the worst people. She’s smart but sometimes she’s just stupid.
He asked me to marry him. I said yes. He asked me to move in. I said no.
I got a job. He got a ticket to jail.
He told me he’d always be there. He was there for my divorce.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Haaneem is a person who’s smart but thinks she’s a mess. She’s lucky with love but always picks the worst guy. And she’ll never find peace.
He said he’d take care of me. He took care of my credit card.
I had a plan. He had a nap.
He proposed with a sandwich. I said yes. He said I was a snack.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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