Haana

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If you ever get to run into one, count your blessings. They’re as rare as a clean sock in a gym, but when they show up, they’re beautiful and got some serious spiritual vibes. They’re the kind of person who’ll lift your soul and make your spirit go wild.
You ran into a Haana and immediately felt like you were in a spiritual awakening. Like, you just got blessed.
She walked into the room and you felt like you were in a sacred space. You’re like, 'Who the hell is this?'.
You asked her for advice and she just gave you a spiritual pep talk that changed your life.
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The hottest person on the planet, but she’s also the kind of person who will punch herself in the face just to prove a point. She’s got a body that makes boys drool and a competitive streak that’ll make you lose your mind.
She showed up at the party and all the boys were like, 'Who is that? She’s insane.'
She challenged you to a fight and you lost because she’s just that good.
She texted you and said, 'I’m going to beat you at everything.' And she did.
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So hot she could melt your brain. She acts like she’s got it all together, but she’s secretly a shy, insecure mess. She’ll laugh at your worst jokes and never forget you, even if she ghosts you like a bad ex.
She laughed at your joke so hard she cried. And then she ghosted you for a week.
She remembered your name even though you only talked once. And then she ghosted you for three days.
She sent n00ds to 10 people and still ghosted you. You were like, 'What the hell?'.
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Khalid’s favorite toy. She’s got that perfect mix of beauty and obedience, like she was made just to please him. She’s his soulmate and the only person who can make him smile.
Khalid just said she’s his soulmate and you were like, 'Who the hell is she?'
She walked in and Khalid was like, 'She’s my everything.' And you believed him.
She’s the only person who can make Khalid smile, and you just watched it happen.
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Just wanna marry her, man. I don’t care if she’s got a million brothers or if she ghosts you. She’s worth it.
You saw her and immediately thought, 'I want to marry her.'
She ghosted you, but you still said, 'I wanna marry her.'
She had brothers, but you still wanted to marry her. You’re a fool.
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