Haan Yaa

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A human who moves like a snail on a treadmill. They don't help anyone and just make everything worse, like a curse from a drunk god.

My cousin is a Haan Yaa. He took 20 minutes to text me back.

The teacher called him a Haan Yaa because he forgot his pencil.

My dog ran faster than my neighbor, who is a Haan Yaa.

A person so brain-dead they think Tuesday is a holiday. They don’t do anything useful and make life feel like a bad dream.

My mom’s friend is a Haan Yaa. She still uses a flip phone.

He called 911 because his coffee was too hot.

My brother is a Haan Yaa. He took 45 minutes to find his shoes.

A person who takes forever to do anything, like they’re being chased by a giant, angry lobster.

My neighbor is a Haan Yaa. He took 10 minutes to walk to the store.

My friend’s dog is a Haan Yaa. It took 2 hours to pee.

My teacher said I was a Haan Yaa because I took 30 minutes to copy the homework.

A person who is so slow it’s like they’re stuck in a time-warp. They don’t help anyone and just make everything feel like a nightmare.

My dad is a Haan Yaa. He took 2 hours to eat a sandwich.

My math teacher called me a Haan Yaa because I took 15 minutes to answer a question.

My cat is a Haan Yaa. It took 45 minutes to jump off the couch.