haamster

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1
a smelly mess where you use poop from a hamster to rub on your junk to get extra hot
I did a haamster in the middle of math class and got sent to the office
My crush did a haamster in my lunch and I nearly passed out
My brother did a haamster in the bathtub and it smelled like a dead raccoon
2
when you put hamster poop on your privates and then you get really turned on and you can’t stop laughing
My mom did a haamster and I had to leave the room
I did a haamster in the car and my friend started crying
My dog did a haamster and it ran away from me
3
a dirty and smelly way to get your junk excited with hamster poop
At the park, I did a haamster and got kicked out
I did a haamster during a Zoom call and my teacher yelled at me
I did a haamster in my best friend’s house and now we’re both grounded
4
when you rub poop from a hamster on your privates to get super horny and it smells like a sewer
I did a haamster in my bedroom and my sister came in screaming
I did a haamster during a movie and the whole theater smelled like a dead mouse
I did a haamster on my date and it ended up being the worst date ever
5
you take poop from a hamster and use it to get your junk going and it’s the worst but also the best
I did a haamster in the middle of a test and failed it
I did a haamster in the library and the librarian gave me a warning
I did a haamster during a video game and beat the level but it smelled like a garbage can
6
you use hamster poop to make your privates go crazy and it’s like a mad science experiment
I did a haamster in my science class and my teacher gave me detention
I did a haamster in my brother’s room and it turned into a war
I did a haamster in my friend’s house and now they hate me
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