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A guy who skips the treat and goes straight for the date like it's a free meal and you're the waiter.
He texted me, 'I skipped the pizza and just came to your house. What's your problem?'
He showed up at my door with a smirk and no snacks. I was like, 'You're a disaster.'
He said, 'I don't need a treat. I need a date. And I'm taking it.'