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so stoned you could kiss your grandma through a f***ing dumpster

After three hits of that sh** he tried to text his mom and sent a picture of a raccoon.

She ate four cookies and started talking to the ceiling like it was her ex.

He got so high he tried to explain quantum physics to a pizza delivery guy.

you're so f***ed up you could balance a pizza on your nose and it wouldn't fall

He drank so much he tried to dance with a chair and failed.

She said she could hear the voices of her dead pets and started crying.

He tried to eat a whole cake and passed out on the couch.

you're so f***ed up you could turn a math test into a wrestling match

He took his dog to the store and tried to buy a sandwich with a leash.

She yelled at the TV like it was her boss and got a refund.

He tried to explain why clouds are made of cheese and got kicked out of class.