haalie

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A human who looks like an angel but acts like a witch who just stepped out of a cursed candy bar.

My roommate is a haalie. She prays to the lord and eats my leftovers.

My mom called me a haalie. I think she just got a divorce.

That barista is a haalie. She gives me free coffee and insults my hair.

A person who’s so good, you want to marry them, but also throw them in a lake.

My teacher is a haalie. She gives me A+ and tells me I’m a disgrace.

My friend is a haalie. She helps me cheat and then rats me out.

My crush is a haalie. He flirts with me and then texts my ex.

A human who’s so holy, they probably bathed in holy water and then cursed my math test.

My sister is a haalie. She prays for me and I still fail math.

My neighbor is a haalie. She feeds my cat and then steals my snacks.

My aunt is a haalie. She brings me cookies and then calls me a fatty.