Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a person who can punch like a truck and kick like a donkey. they’re basically a legend in the fighting world.

My cousin is a Haaku. He once broke three bones in one go.

That guy at the gym is a Haaku. He could take on a dragon and win.

She’s a Haaku. I saw her beat up six guys at once.

2

someone so good at fighting, they might as well be a god. or a very angry baboon.

He’s a Haaku. I’ve never seen anyone take that many hits and still win.

That Haaku beat up my brother and didn’t even break a sweat.

She’s a Haaku. She fought a bear and won.

3

a fighter who’s so strong, they could crush your face with one hand and still have time to laugh at you.

That Haaku crushed my face like a grape. I still haven’t recovered.

He’s a Haaku. He kicked my dad’s butt in the middle of the street.

She’s a Haaku. I’ve seen her fight a whole army and win.

4

a person who fights so hard, they might as well be a superhero. or a very angry superhero.

That Haaku took on ten guys at once and won. I’m not even mad anymore.

He’s a Haaku. He once fought a giant and won.

She’s a Haaku. She beat up my whole family in one night.

5

a fighter who’s so tough, they could survive being hit by a car and still have time to tell you how bad you fought.

That Haaku took a hit from a car and still beat me up.

He’s a Haaku. He once fought a robot and won.

She’s a Haaku. I saw her beat up my dog and still had time to laugh.

6

someone who fights like a beast. they don’t just beat you, they tear you apart.

That Haaku tore my face off like it was nothing.

He’s a Haaku. He once fought a goat and won.

She’s a Haaku. She beat up my whole class in one go.