Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To smash your drums so hard they wish they were dead. Like you’re trying to kill them with a stick.

I haaked my drums so hard my neighbor called the cops.

That kid haaked the drum set and now it’s broken.

I haaked so much I got a call from my mom saying my neighbor was screaming.

2

Haak really means you’re so high you think you’re flying. You’re probably eating chips and laughing at nothing.

I just haaked and ate three bags of chips.

I haaked so hard I yelled at my cat for no reason.

My friend haaked and drew on the ceiling with a marker.

3

When you’re so high you can’t tell up from down. You’re probably drooling and making weird faces.

I haaked and tried to eat my phone.

I haaked and started talking to the ceiling.

I haaked so much I forgot my own name.

4

When you’re so high you’re like a zombie. You’re probably eating chips and staring at the wall.

I haaked and walked around the block in pajamas.

I haaked and drew on my face with ketchup.

I haaked and told my dog I was the king of the world.

5

When someone blows you off like you’re not even worth their time. They probably gave you the worst excuse ever.

He haaked me and said his dog ate his homework.

She haaked me and said she was in a car crash.

He haaked me and said his grandma was sick.

6

The guy who plays drums so fast it looks like he’s trying to kill time. He’s also a genius with words.

Haak can play drums so fast it makes your head spin.

Haak is like a drumming superhero.

Haak writes songs that make you feel like you’re in a spaceship.