haaken

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A giant man with a beak like a chicken. He lives in the mountains and hunts little boys to eat for breakfast.
My cousin got eaten by a haaken because he didn't bring snacks.
I saw a haaken on the hill. He was yelling, 'I'm gonna eat you!'
My teacher said, 'If you don't behave, a haaken will come for you.'
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A tall guy with a beak. He lives in a tower and kidnaps boys to stuff them in his closet and eat them later.
My friend's brother disappeared. Turns out, a haaken took him.
My mom said, 'You don't wanna be the haaken's snack.'
I think my neighbor is a haaken. He’s always watching me.
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A beaky man who lives in the hills and grabs boys to cook them in his tower like meat.
My brother said he saw a haaken in the woods. He ran screaming.
The haaken came for me, but I had pizza. He left me alone.
My teacher said, 'If you don't do your homework, the haaken will come for you.'
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