Haaked

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The ultimate cowardly ghost; to ghost someone with zero shame and a stupid excuse that sounds like a bad excuse from a toddler.

Yo I said I'd be there at 7 and now it's 9 and you're still not here. You're haaked.

I texted you 5 times and you ignored me. You're haaked.

You said you were going to bring snacks, but you showed up with nothing. You're haaked.

To hit your drums so hard they might explode. Like you’re trying to kill the drum kit.

That drummer is haaking the drums so hard I think they’re gonna fall apart.

He haaked the drums during the show and the whole room felt it.

I heard the drums from my neighbor’s house. He was haaking them like it was a war.

You're so high you might float off into space. Like a stoner version of a rocket.

I just ate three gummies and now I’m haaked. I think I’m floating.

After that bong hit, I was haaked and started talking to the ceiling.

He was haaked and kept laughing at nothing. It was weird.

You’re so high you can’t tell up from down. Like you’re in a stoner version of a blender.

I was haaked and thought my shoes were talking to me.

She was haaked and tried to eat the TV.

He was haaked and kept telling the dog he was a wizard.

You’re so high you might pass out or start dancing like a lunatic. It’s the stoner version of a party.

He was haaked and started doing the Macarena in the middle of the street.

I was haaked and thought my friend was a giant chicken.

She was haaked and kept saying ‘bacon’ over and over again.

The god of drumming who beats the shit out of his drums so fast they might explode. He also writes lyrics that sound like a madman’s diary.

That drummer is haaked and his drums sound like a war zone.

He’s haaked and writes lyrics that make no sense but are super cool.

He’s haaked and can play 10 different beats at the same time. It’s insane.