Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so stoned you could fly a kite without a string and still not fall.

I ate six gummies and now I'm haak. I’m literally floating.

My mom tried to talk to me, but I was haak and just laughed at her.

I drew on my face and called it a haak masterpiece.

2

Getting so high you forget your own name and start talking to the ceiling like it's your ex.

I was haak and told my dog he was a bad influencer.

I got haak and cried because my sock was missing.

I was haak and tried to teach my cat how to ride a bike.

3

When you hit your drums so hard you think you’re going to break them and your hands.

I haaked my drums so hard my neighbor called the cops.

I was haaking so loud my dog ran away.

I haaked so much I got a blister the size of my face.

4

When you’re so high you forget why you got high in the first place.

I was haak and forgot I had a test tomorrow.

I was haak and told my teacher I was on a spiritual journey.

I was haak and tried to write a poem in cursive.

5

When you blow someone off so bad you make them question their life choices.

My friend asked me to hang out and I said I was haak and it was a spiritual moment.

I haaked my friend and said I was busy being a ninja.

I haaked my mom and said I was on a quest for the lost sock.

6

The drummer who hits his drums so fast you think your brain is going to explode.

That drummer is haak and I can't keep up.

I saw haak live and my ears are still ringing.

Haak is so good I think he's a wizard.