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A hot smart lady who won't take any crap. She'll light your life up like a matchstick and laugh in your face when you fail.
I asked her for help. She said, 'I'm not your mom.'
She ran a marathon and still called me fat.
She told my dad to shut up during dinner.
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A woman so good she makes your brain hurt. She's the kind of person who makes you question your life choices.
She texted me a poem at 2 a. m. I didn’t reply.
She got a PhD and still called me 'dumbass.'
She beat me at chess and didn’t even smile.
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The most perfect woman you’ll ever see. She’ll make your heart go boom and your pants go boom too.
She showed up to my party in a dress and I forgot to breathe.
She asked me to move and I said no. She moved me anyway.
She made my dog bark at me.
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