Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you try to type 'haha' but your fingers are too lazy to move properly.

Bro: 'That meme was fire!' Me: 'haah'

Text from my cousin: 'You just said haah? What's wrong with you?'

DM from my crush: 'Why did you reply with haah? Are you mad?'

2

A sound that comes from either someone being confused or someone who can't spell.

Teacher: 'What did you write?' Me: 'haah'

Text from my mom: 'Why did you write haah instead of haha? Are you stupid?'

Text from my friend: 'You said haah again. Are you trying to annoy me?'

3

You say 'haah' when you laugh so hard you're about to pee your pants on someone's Skype call.

My friend: 'That dog was so funny!' Me: 'haah'

Text from my brother: 'You just said haah during my Zoom meeting. You're dead.'

Text from my crush: 'You laughed so hard you said haah. I think I'm in love.'

4

A wild and crazy way to greet someone or say 'what?' like you're being dramatic and stupid.

Text from my friend: 'haah, what's up?'

Text from my mom: 'haah? What did you do now?'

Text from my crush: 'haah, I'm here to save you.'

5

Super hot, like a fire in your pants. Used by white kids who think they're cool but are just trying to sound ghetto.

Text from my friend: 'That guy is hot, like haah!'

Text from my cousin: 'You're trying to be ghetto with haah? Bro, you're ridiculous.'

Text from my crush: 'You said haah? You're trying to be cool, but you're not.'

6

When you're being a sarcastic, idiotic, or just plain dumb person. It also looks like 'haah' and comes from some stupid box art.

Text from my friend: 'You said haah again. You're so dumb.'

Text from my cousin: 'That box art is stupid. Why is it called haah?'

Text from my crush: 'You said haah. Are you trying to be funny or just dumb?'

7

What you say when you're doing something wild and crazy with your lover. Also, when you're just trying to sound cool.

Text from my crush: 'We're doing it now. haah!'

Text from my friend: 'You said haah during sex? Bro, you're wild.'

Text from my cousin: 'You said haah during sex. You're trying to be cool, but you're not.'