Haagen Days

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A weekend so holy it’s like the ice cream gods came down and blessed us with extra scoops and zero apologies.

I’d sell my soul for a Haagen Days coupon.

My mom’s screaming about Haagen Days like it’s the final exam.

I skipped church for Haagen Days. Big mistake.

A weekend where the only sin is not eating Haagen Dazs and pretending you don’t know the ice cream gods.

I got in trouble for eating Haagen Dazs during math class.

My dog got a Haagen Dazs cone and turned on my brother.

I tried to sneak Haagen Dazs into the school gym. Failed.

A weekend so good it makes your brain melt like a vanilla scoop in the sun.

I cried happy tears when Haagen Days started.

My teacher gave me a Haagen Dazs cone for being annoying.

I ate so much ice cream I forgot my own name.