Haagen all the Dazs

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When someone takes all the good stuff for themselves and leaves the rest of you with nothing but crumbs and regret.
My friend took the last scoop of vanilla and left me with chocolate chip and a side eye.
He ate all the ice cream and I had to drink the milk.
She took the big cone and I got the tiny one with no sprinkles.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A sneaky way of taking the best parts of life and hiding them from the people who deserve them.
He took the last piece of cake and said it was the 'best one' even though it was clearly the same as the others.
She took the last hot dog and left me with a cold one.
He took the last donut and I had to eat a muffin.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When someone takes everything and leaves you with the dregs and a sore feeling.
He took the last scoop of ice cream and left me with the melted stuff.
She took the big cone and left me with the tiny one that had no flavor.
He took all the snacks and I had to eat the cereal box.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The dirty trick of taking the good stuff while everyone else is left with the leftovers.
He took the last ice cream and said it was 'the best one' even though it was the same as the others.
She took the last slice of pizza and left me with the crust.
He took the last soda and I had to drink the soda water.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When someone grabs the best stuff and leaves the rest of you with nothing but disappointment.
He took the last piece of cake and I got the crumb cake.
She took the big cone and left me with the tiny one.
He took all the snacks and left me with the cereal box.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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