haafid

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Haafids are the kings of everything. They're rich, smart, and look like they stepped out of a magazine. If you even think about talking about them, they'll rip your head off.
I saw a haafid at the mall. He bought the whole store just to show off.
My cousin talked about a haafid in class. The next day, he got a black eye and a note from the principal.
My neighbor’s dog barked at a haafid. The haafid laughed and gave the dog a million dollars.
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A haafid is someone who has it all. They’re rich, smart, and good-looking. If you say one bad thing about them, they’ll make your life a living hell.
My friend said a haafid was ugly. Now he has to clean the school’s toilets every Friday.
I heard a haafid was cheating on a test. The next day, his teacher got fired.
My brother talked trash about a haafid. Now he has to wear a chicken suit to school.
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Haafids are like superheroes. They're rich, smart, and hot. If you mess with them, they’ll make you cry in the lunchroom.
My teacher said a haafid was the best student. Then the haafid gave her a new car.
My friend texted a haafid and called him fat. Now he has to do 100 push-ups every day.
I saw a haafid eat a whole pizza in one bite. Then he donated it to the poor.
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