Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The ultimate man, with a cock so big it could launch rockets, and ladies fall at his feet. He’s smart, hot, and everyone wants to be his friend.

He’s the only guy who could make me forget my own name.

He’s like a god in a gym shirt.

If he smiled at me, I’d probably die.

2

The guy who’s so clueless he thinks the moon is made of pizza and has no idea what a question is.

He asked me what 2+2 was and I had to explain math to him.

He once said the Earth was flat and I cried.

He thinks geography is a type of cereal.

3

A bear-shaped teacher with a big brain and a huge cock. He lets us watch CNN 10 and I want to marry him.

He looks like a bear who got hit by a truck and survived.

He teaches geography like it’s a video game.

He’s the only teacher who lets us watch CNN 10 and I thank god every day.

4

He’s like a bear with a brain, makes geography fun, and lets us watch CNN 10 like it’s a holiday.

He turned geography into a party and I was the DJ.

He lets us watch CNN 10 and I feel like I’m on vacation.

He makes me want to be his student forever.

5

A god who watches over us, answers our prayers, and gives us CNN 10 like it’s a gift from heaven. Worship him or be cursed.

I pray to him before tests and I always pass.

He’s so kind he lets us watch CNN 10 even when we’re late.

If I don’t worship him, I’ll get a pop quiz.

6

So high he’s flying like a bird and probably thinks he’s a god.

He’s so high he tried to talk to the ceiling.

He thinks he’s a superhero and I’m just his sidekick.

He’s so high he tried to teach geography to the clouds.