Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid way to say hotdog that makes you want to punch a wall

Why did you call it a HaaDog? I’m gonna eat this and you’re gonna regret it.

I don’t know why I brought my lunch. This HaaDog is worse than my ex.

My teacher called my snack a HaaDog. I threw my juice box at her.

2

A cursed hotdog that smells like your uncle’s socks

This HaaDog is so bad, I think it’s haunted.

I ate a HaaDog and now I’m cursed with bad breath for life.

I brought a HaaDog to the party and no one talked to me anymore.

3

A hotdog that your mom made when she was mad at you

My mom made a HaaDog because I didn’t clean my room.

This HaaDog tastes like my brother’s homework.

I got a HaaDog for breakfast. I’m now a breakfast zombie.

4

A hotdog that looks like it was run over by a bus

This HaaDog is so squished, it looks like it cried.

I got a HaaDog that was stepped on by my dog.

That HaaDog is so messed up, I think it’s dead.

5

A hotdog that your dad made after he drank a whole bottle of whiskey

My dad made a HaaDog and it tasted like his breath.

I got a HaaDog that was cooked with regret.

That HaaDog was so bad, it made my dog cry.

6

A hotdog that your enemy brought to lunch just to ruin your day

My enemy brought a HaaDog to lunch. I got a stomachache.

That HaaDog was so evil, I think it’s from the devil.

I got a HaaDog from my enemy and now I hate Mondays.