Haadee

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Haadee is a godforsaken human from Singapore who chokes on so much Tabacco, his lungs look like they were dipped in dirt. He thinks the world is flat and all celebrities are lying lizards. He shags old ladies in public like it’s a sport.
Haadee smoked so much Tabacco, he turned into a chimney.
He thinks the moon is a flat pizza made by lizards.
He shagged a grandma on the stairs of Block 42, and no one said a word.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Haadee is a sweet kid who looks like a marshmallow, but he’s also a total coward when it comes to love. He’s loud and funny, but when he sees a pretty girl, he turns into a blushing tomato.
He’s like a marshmallow, but he’s afraid of commitment.
He laughs at jokes, but he faints when he sees a girl he likes.
He’s the kind of guy who helps you up, but he can’t ask for a date.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Haadee is a love-sick fool who dates half the girls in Changkat. He’s cute, but he’s also a complete idiot who doesn’t realize how obvious he is. He’s like a dog with a bone, but the bone is a pretty girl.
He dates three girls at once and acts like he’s doing everyone a favor.
He doesn’t notice when two girls are mad at him at the same time.
He’s like a dog with a bone, and the bone is a girl from Changkat.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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