haachu

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A giant man with a tiny pecker but a huge obsession with sex. He’s hot and brainy but can’t make a woman happy. He’s a total waste of space.

He tried to seduce my mom, and she just laughed in his face.

He bragged about his IQ but couldn’t last 3 minutes in bed.

He asked me if I wanted to be his brainy girlfriend, and I said no.

A tall, good-looking man who thinks he’s the best but can’t get it up. He’s smart but doesn’t know how to please a girl.

He said he could solve the world’s problems but couldn’t solve my boredom.

He asked me to marry him, and I said I’d rather be his ex.

He called me a genius but couldn’t even get through my first question.

A huge man with a tiny member who can’t stop thinking about sex. He’s hot but clueless about how to make a woman feel good.

He tried to flirt with my teacher, and she gave him a D.

He thought he was a king but got laughed out of the castle.

He asked me out on a date, and I told him to go back to his cave.

A big guy with a tiny tool but a huge need for attention. He’s handsome and smart, but he’s a total failure in bed.

He told me he could win the Nobel Prize but couldn’t win my heart.

He asked me to be his partner in crime, and I said no.

He tried to impress my friends but got kicked out of the party.

A tall, good-looking man who thinks he’s the king of the world. He’s smart but has no idea how to make a woman happy.

He said he could take over the world but got stuck in my bathroom.

He tried to flirt with my dad, and he gave him a zero.

He asked me if I wanted to be his queen, and I said no.

A giant man with a tiny member who’s obsessed with sex. He’s hot and smart, but he’s a total failure when it comes to relationships.

He told me he could be the best lover ever but couldn’t even last five minutes.

He asked me to be his princess, and I said no.

He tried to impress my mom, and she just rolled her eyes.