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The dumbest way to greet someone like they’re your long lost grandma

Haaaiii, did you eat my pizza? (from a kid to his brother)

Haaaiii, I’ve been waiting for you since 2012 (from a friend who’s never on time)

Haaaiii, I just saw a ghost (from someone who forgot their password)

When you’re too lazy to say hello, but you’re too dumb to say it properly

Haaaiii, I’m here (said by someone who took 30 minutes to walk 2 blocks)

Haaaiii, I’m not dead (from a person who didn’t respond to 10 texts)

Haaaiii, I just woke up (from someone who’s been sleeping since last week)

The worst way to start a conversation, like you’re trying to annoy everyone

Haaaiii, what’s up? (from someone who said that at 3 AM)

Haaaiii, I’m bored (from a kid who just got off TikTok)

Haaaiii, I just farted (from someone who didn’t care)