ha3seul

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a godlike human who deserves your Johnny merch and your firstborn
I’d give my kid to this guy for a free hoodie.
This person is so lit, I’d trade my pet turtle for their merch.
If I had to choose between my mom and ha3seul, I’d pick ha3seul and eat my mom.
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the only human worth your Johnny merch and your last sandwich
I’d give ha3seul my last sandwich and my dignity.
This person is so good, I’d sell my soul for their merch.
If ha3seul asked for my sandwich, I’d say yes and cry.
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a human legend who should get your Johnny merch and your pants
I’d give ha3seul my pants and my dignity.
This person is so legendary, I’d hand them my merch and my last sock.
If ha3seul wanted my pants, I’d say yes and then cry.
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