Ha swine

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A guy so good-looking women throw food at him just to get his attention
My cousin is a ha swine. I saw a girl throw a taco at him in the mall.
The guy at the gym is a ha swine. He got a girl to drop her smoothie on him.
My neighbor is a ha swine. His dog got hit by a pie because his wife was jealous.
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A man so attractive women fight over him like he's a free pizza
At the party, two girls fought over my brother because he's a ha swine.
My friend is a ha swine. His ex came back just to argue with his new girlfriend.
The barista is a ha swine. Three girls tried to flirt with him at once.
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A guy so hot women would rather kiss him than eat their dinner
My dad is a ha swine. My mom would rather kiss him than eat her soup.
My crush is a ha swine. I skipped lunch just to text him.
The guy in my class is a ha swine. I gave my sandwich to his friend just to get close to him.
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