ha-sip ha-sip

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A fancy way of saying it's split down the middle like a fried chicken leg.
I got the chicken and you got the sauce. Ha-sip ha-sip.
We're both getting fired. Ha-sip ha-sip.
He took the last slice. Ha-sip ha-sip.
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When two people are so equal it’s like they both got the same amount of pizza and the same amount of regret.
We both got the bad side of the bus. Ha-sip ha-sip.
You got the job and I got the raise. Ha-sip ha-sip.
We both got stuck with the weird kid. Ha-sip ha-sip.
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It’s like when you and your friend both got the same amount of pop and the same amount of problems.
You got the pop and I got the problems. Ha-sip ha-sip.
We both got the same amount of homework. Ha-sip ha-sip.
You got the hot guy and I got the hot guy’s best friend. Ha-sip ha-sip.
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When two people are so even it’s like they both got half the cake and half the blame.
You got the cake and I got the blame. Ha-sip ha-sip.
We both got half the cake and half the blame. Ha-sip ha-sip.
He took the cake and I took the blame. Ha-sip ha-sip.
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It’s like when two people are so equal it’s like they both got the same amount of junk and the same amount of luck.
You got the junk and I got the luck. Ha-sip ha-sip.
We both got the same amount of junk. Ha-sip ha-sip.
You got the junk and the luck. Ha-sip ha-sip.
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When two people are so even it’s like they both got the same amount of pizza and the same amount of hatred.
You got the pizza and I got the hatred. Ha-sip ha-sip.
We both got the same amount of pizza. Ha-sip ha-sip.
You got the pizza and I got the hatred and the weird kid. Ha-sip ha-sip.
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